A note from the Selection Committee:
In order to avoid any personal bias that may have influenced the seeding of
these films, I devised a very sophisticated and complex formula using both the Tomatometer of Rottentomatoes.com, which
represents the critics’ consensus, and the website’s general audience score,
with more weight being given to the latter because it’s all about the fans.
Concerning the selection of the
sixty-four movies, that was the result of a combination of personal knowledge
and a little research. There are always
snubs during the March Madness selection process and I’m sure this one will be
no different.
To fill the 64 slots with competent
flicks, I stretched the traditional understanding of a gangster movie to
include those that may be less mob or gangster-centric but still contain
traditional elements of those films such as hitmen, narcotics, criminal
activity by close-knit groups, etc.
There were only two deal-breakers
for the selected tourney participants: 1) No westerns and 2) No film that predates 1972. Though there are many notable gangs and
gangsters in the Old West cinema, westerns are a completely different genre and
feel like a totally different kind of “gangster,” with all due respect Mr.
Holliday. There are no movies on this
list release before 1972 because it’s when The
Godfather whit the cinematic scene, which changed the game for this type of
film. And while there are plenty of
worthy movie mobsters that proceeded the classic flick, most people don’t care
about them.
No need to fret though. There are plenty of gangster flicks left to
fill our bracket. And here they are…..
(In alphabetical order)
25th Hour (2003) It’s
Spike Lee and Edward Norton. The late,
great Philip Seymour Hoffman, Barry Pepper and Rosario Dawson. It’s an F-you rant that’s one of the best
scenes in the tournament.
Above the Rim (1994) A story about G’s
under the guise of a basketball flick.
Make no mistake, Birdie and his crew make this movie as gangster as
any. All naysayers will be subject to
carzy hard, scar your tail bunks!
American Gangster (2007) Famed film
critic Devin Faraci said of American Gangster that it would someday be
remembered in the same light by its generation as Goodfellas is remembered by its own. Frank Lucas and family are prepared to “blot”
out the rest of the competition to prove Faraci right.
American History X (1998) Not your
traditional gangster film but gang-related nonetheless. Is it Edward Norton’s best performance? It’s definitely his most gangster.
Amores Perros (2001) The Mexican
film intertwining three intriguing tales of dogfighting, a horrific car crash,
and gangster sicarios.
Animal Kingdom (2010) Australia’s answer
to Goodfellas, complete with its own terrifying,
Pesci-esque character Uncle Pope. Yes,
it’s that legit.
Belly (1998) No other movie in this
tournament has a bigger discrepancy between critics’ and movie-goers’ opinions
(13% to 88%, respectively). With a
middle finger to the man and a faithful following behind it, Belly enters the field of 64.
Black Mass (2015) Johnny Depp
embodies the chilling spirit of Boston’s most notorious gangster, Whitey
Bulger.
Blow (2001) To win any tournament
you need a little luck. Maybe in this particular
tourney we can call it “being connected” as opposed to being lucky. Having said that, small-timer George Jung is
connected all the way to the top of the Columbian drug cartel and one Pablo
Escobar.
Boondock Saints (1999) Before Norman Reedus was Daryl Dixon and knocking off zombies on The Walking Dead, he was Murphy Macmanus
head-hunting mafia gangsters in Boondock
Saints.
Boyz N the Hood (1991) A classic in
its own right, the boyz from South Central L.A. will have no problem going
toe-to-toe with mob legends.
A Bronx Tale (1993) Chazz Palminteri
has never been more gangster with iconic lines like, “I did this to you!” and “Now
yous can’t leave.”
Carlito’s
Way (1993) Carlito Brigante is a legend in el barrio and an even bigger
legend on the silver screen. Props for
putting Puerto Rico on the gangster grid.
Casino (1995) Don’t insult this film
by calling it “Goodfellas 2”, or you may get buried alive in the desert after
being beaten within an inch of your life with aluminum baseball bats.
City of God (2003) Lil’ Ze is one of
the most ruthless gangsters you’ll ever see on film. The movie is one of the best you’ll ever see
in your life.
Clockers (1995) Spike Lee gets another nod in the tournament
with Clockers, an underappreciated
film about a young drug dealer navigating the projects of Brooklyn.
Collateral (2004) Tom Cruise as a
grey-haired hitman running roughshod all over L.A.? And I get wolves too? Yes, please.
Colors (1998) A look at Crips and Bloods relations in 1980’s Los Angeles, in which Don Cheadle plays a soulless, ruthless Crip leader named “Rocket.”
Dead Presidents (1995) Normally you’d
think that having one of the best soundtracks ever wouldn’t help a film’s
street cred. But with names like Isaac Hayes, Barry White, Aretha Franklin, and
Al Green, this gangster compilation is an exception to the rule. Plus, that armored truck hit alone is worth a
spot in the tourney.
The Departed (2006) Perhaps the most
re-watchable gangster flick in the tourney, The Departed is one of those rare
instant classics.
Donnie Brasco (1997) Nothing fugazy
about this flick. It’s as real as any
mob movie in the tourney. No, I mean it’s
literally based on a true story.
Drive (2011) Imagine a movie so
gangster it only needs a pretty boy turned “about-that-life” boy Ryan Gosling
and a few lines of dialogue. It’s “all
about that action, boss.”
Eastern Promises (2007) You know you’re
a “G” when you get into a knife fight to the death butt-naked in a Russian sauna.
Gangs of New York (2002) About as
old school as it gets when it comes to gangs in this country. The Dead Rabbits were about that life before
the 20th century, and Bill the Butcher probably wrote the book on
how to be a “G.”
The Godfather (1972) The
quintessential mob movie, the standard and a heavy favorite. But is it more name than substance? Is it time for a new boss?
The Godfather II (1974) Arguably
better than the original, and the original is one of the greatest films ever
made.
The Godfather III (1990) The
red-headed stepchild of the iconic trilogy is more gangster than suckers give
it credit for. It’s still Corleone.
Gomorrah (2008) Writer Roberto
Saviano received death threats from the Neapolitan mafia for exposing their activities
in the novel and movie and is now permanently under police protection. Gangster.
Goodfellas (1990) Scorsese’s take on
the New York mob did what no other gangster flick before it could do: hold a
candle to The Godfathers.
Gotti (1996) HBO’s production depicting
the rise of the most beloved mafia boss in America’s history is spot-on and a
must for mob film lover.
Heat (1995) Heat may lay claim to the best shootout scene in the tourney. Now that’s saying something!
A History of Violence (2005) This overlooked,
thought-provoking gangster movie is violent enough to hold its own against any of
the top dogs in the syndicate.
Ichi the Killer (2001) Bizarre,
disturbing, Japanese, and gangster as all get-out. Ichi is one “G” you’ll never forget.
Infernal Affairs (2002) If it
weren’t for Infernal Affairs, there’d
be no Departed. It’s also widely considered to be better than
its predecessor.
King of New York (1990) Christopher
Walken is the most lovable type of gangster, a Robin Hood mentality allows this
fresh-out-of-prison drug lord to lay waste to his competition and distribute
the spoils to those less fortunate. Aw.
Lawless (2005) The only entry in the
field of 64 that stars Shia LaBeouf.
That’s gangster enough.
Layer Cake (2005) The G’s across the
pond are making a splash in this year’s field.
Here it’s Daniel Craig and Tom Hardy, a more than formidable gangster
combination.
Leon: The Professional (1994) Leon
is maybe the best hitman in a tournament full of some of the greatest to ever
do it. A true professional “G.”
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
(1999) Don’t get it twisted: London’s East End is home to some of the game’s
most notorious gangsters. At least they
can make you laugh while they break your fingers one by one.
El Mariachi (1993) The little-known
prequel to Desperado. Don’t think it has a chance? This movie was made for $10,000; it can do
anything.
Mean Streets (1973) De Niro’s Johnny
Boy in Means Streets is not unlike O-Dog in Menace
II Society. Unbalanced and unpredictable
always make for the scariest gangsters.
Menace II Society (1993) Quotable
lines abound in this Boyz N the Hood-companion piece that may be a colder,
grittier, and more accurate depiction of life in South Central Los Angeles.
Miller’s Crossing (1990) The Coen
brothers try their hand at the mob film genre and the end result is one
underrated gem of a movie about made men.
Mystic River (2003) The mob movie
experience makes its way to Boston again where Sean Penn is cold and calculated
and cares nothing about childhood friendships when it comes to revenge.
New Jack City (1991) Nino Brown is
as bad as they come. And he and his crew
will have no problem taking other would-be gangsters flicks out in broad
daylight. “Rock-a-bye, baby.”
No Country for Old Men (2007) Anton
Chigurh is like that really special player for that unknown team that makes a
splash once the nation sees him on the big stage. That’s not to say that no has ever seen No Country, but in terms of a “gangster
film,” it’s not really what you’d consider a household name. I present to you the Steph Curry and Davidson
of this year’s big dance.
Oldboy (2005) Oldboy will knock you on your wire-tapped, rat-smelling arse, then
pull out your teeth one by one until you acknowledge it as one of the most
gangster movies ever!
Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
Underappreciated to say the least. It’s
De Niro and James Woods in the story of a Jewish gangster in Prohibition-era
New York, and it’s worthy of a mention among the greats.
A Prophet (2010) The fact that A Prophet hasn’t been seen by so many is
perhaps the biggest crime in any of these films. It’s legitimately as good as any of the
tourney favorites.
Pulp Fiction (1994) Tarantino’s most
beloved film has some of history’s most memorable, impressionable gangsters.
Reservoir Dogs (1992) Quentin’s
first film is probably his most gangster, ending in classic Tarantino Mexican
standoff style. And if I just spoiled
the ending of Reservoir Dogs for you, you’re in the wrong tournament.
Road to Perdition (2002) Tom Hanks
as a hitman: check. Legendary Paul
Newman as a mob boss: check. Inevitable
intense showdown by the two in the pouring rain: check. Ticket to the Big Dance: cashed.
Scarface (1983) The very definition
of “crowd-favorite.” Tony Montana does
it for the fans. And probably for the
money.
Set it Off (1996) They’ll be no underestimating
these women by other tourney participants.
These ladies have knocked over enough banks and “put in enough work” to
earn a spot among the most notorious of cinema’s gangsters.
Sexy Beast (2000) Ben Kingsley was
nominated for an Oscar for his performance as unhinged and brutal yet sometimes
comical gangster Don Logan. He didn’t
win, so he’s out to claim another piece of hardware: the Most Gangster Movie
Ever title!
Sin Nombre (2009) Real talk: most
people need to watch more foreign flicks.
These gangsters south of the border ain’t nothing to play with, as
evident by the feeding of a rival member’s insides to dogs…..
Snatch (2001) “Franky Four Fingers,”
“Bullet-tooth Tony,” “Boris the Blade,” “Turkish,”….. these gents to G’s
name-game is off the chain. But these
Brits ain’t all show and Brad Pitt is golden as an Irish gypsy who’ll knuckle
up on anyone in the brackets.
Straight Outta Compton (2015) Don’t scoff at the new kids on
the block. And don’t tell them I called
them that either. Compton may be a new film, but its subject is as gangster as any
other entry in the tourney.
The Town (2010) Boston is representing,
this time from the neighborhood of Charleston, which churns out small-time
gangsters like Kentucky churns out one-and-done’s.
Training Day (2001) I don’t care if
they’re cops. Alonzo Harris and company
are cut from the same cloth as other cinematic crime crews. Don’t think they can win it all? They’re the Po-lice! These other thugs will be playing basketball
in Pelican Bay before it’s over.
True Romance (1993) So what’s
gangster about a Tarantino script directed by Tony Scott? How about Christopher Walken as a Sicilian
drug dealer and Gary Oldman as some sort of Rastafarian pirate pimp named Derxl
Spivey.
The Untouchables (1987) Who are the
real G’s here? Capone’s crew or Ness’s
custom crew of killers? Doesn’t matter. Movie’s gangster.
The Usual Suspects (1995) Not many
names strike fear in the hearts of snitches like that of Keyser Söze. And that ending may be the most gangster in
cinematic history!
The Warriors (1979) The Warriors “bopped”
their way from Brooklyn to Coney Island, wasting the best gangs New York had to
offer along the way. No other squad is
more prepared for a knockout style tournament.
wrt The Warriors; the bopped from Da (boogie down) Bronx all the way home to Coney Island which is in the BK. Get it right!
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